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Letters To God 2

      Dear God,
      Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.  - Bruce

      Dear God,
      If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.  - Denise

      Dear God,
      My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.  - Danny

      Dear God,
      Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

      Dear God,
      I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.   - Sam

      Dear God,
      You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.  - Dean

      Dear God,
      I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Brad

      Dear God,
      Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. - Ron

      Dear God,
      My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?  - Marsha

      Dear God,
      If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes.  - Mickey

      Dear God,
      I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Chris

      Dear God,
      We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea. - Donna

      Dear God,
      I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know that. I am not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles

      Dear God,
      It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell You who I am)
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Posted: December 16, 2017, 10:41 pm

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